forever

I have done what was previously thought impossible. I have measured the exact length of 'forever'. Forever (which is closely related to infinity, but not quite) is exactly 320 days, 10 hours, 52 and a half minutes long. I have taken the time verify this as a fact. And there is no disputing it...the math is rock solid and indisputable.

[PAF + ((Deployment) (time)) / (Army + Air Force)]^3 = forever

So, now that I have formally published my findings in the highly respected math and physics journal: frantzworkshop.com , it is only a matter of time before I am contacted by the folks in Sweden for 'the Nobel prize for really really important but useless findings and stuff' (its a new category....they created it just for me). Pythagoras, eat your heart out!

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I have been away for 320 days, 10 hours, 52 and a half minutes

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....not that Im counting.

Posted by paul at December 4, 2007 08:05 PM