Ye villains! I want you all to know that it wont work! I will not be tempted by so many fiendish deserts, cookies & cakes. You should all know that I am now on to you...yes "you!" ....you know who you are.
Your first mistake is that you were all too obvious. Everyone has sent infectious confectioner-ish sugar saturated badness. All of it on a level and of a quality indicating a massive and long premeditated conspiracy.
So you have been 'served!'. I am on to you....all of you. Revenge...er ah...justice will find its way to your door. Or stocking as may be.
Posted by paul at December 24, 2008 01:05 PM