Well folks. Now its down to Lucas and myself. And I barely qualify!

Sarah sent this remarkable picture to me a couple of days ago. David is now a true Frantz with all rights and privilages. Hail to the Frantz's!!
First off, I want to make one thing perfectly clear. I (the Dread Pirate Roberts) did not instigate, document, or otherwise observe the following incident....
The following are the events preceding Lucas' most through cleansing:




A “child proof” toilet-seat-lock was ordered off of Amazon.com about 15 minutes after this little episode.